Funny email circulated:
Book Report
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’ and ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:…… Cost – $29.99
Clinton:….. Cost – $29.99
Titanic:….. Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:…. Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:…… The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:….. The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:……. Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:……. Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:…. In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:…. Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:…… During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton:….. Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:….. Jack teaches Rose to spit..
Clinton:…. Let’s not go there.
Titanic:….. Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:… Monica’s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:….. Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:…. Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.
Titanic:…….. Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:……. Monica… Ooh, let’s not go there, either.
Titanic:…… Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:….. Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing.